Saturday, October 01, 2005

Interesting Joke I Saw in a Magazine

4 men went to play golf one morning. One of them was detained in the clubhouse, so the rest discussed about their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one, "has made a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own construction firm. He's so successful that, in fact, in the last year, he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, told how his son started out as a car salesman, but now owned a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last 6 months he gave a friend 2 brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage. And in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
When the fourth man arrived at the tee box, he is told that the rest have been discussing their children and is asked what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he replied. "For 15 years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's a practising homosexual. But on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last 3 boyfriends have given him a brand new house, 2 cars and a big pile of stock certificates."

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