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The Guide to Girls

Guys being guys have a common past time. Thats to comment on girls. When some female saunters past, a guy might remark to a friend, "Hey, how would you grade her upon 10?''

The answer might be....ermm..difficult to decipher. I mean so what if you give a girl a 7? Its better than a 6 and lousier that a 8. But thats that. It doesnt reflect how you really regard her. Although it has been the de facto manner in which we grade them, a change is needed.

So the three of us came up with a good classification. Its easy to remember and very very practical. Use it and see how it works to your advantage. Finally you will understand your friend what he is talking about when he grades someone a particular way. No more misunderstandings.

Its called the PVB version 1. It has 4 grades. Each grade has a word or a phrase to capture the meaning of the grade. It sums up what constitutes the grade. And here we are evaluating the girl as a total package, not just her character or looks...but overall. Its simpler.

Grade 1: WOW!
the girl is simply wow

Grade 2: Can lah
True to the Singaporean lingo...when someone asks you how is she, well.....can lah

Grade 3: Never unless given money
You would NEVER consider her...unless money is offered to you and you dont mind putting up with her for some cold hard cash.

Grade 4: Are you sure you got the right person?
Your friend is blind or he has poor taste. Alternatively you got him wrong and figured he is pointing to someone when in fact he is pointing to someone else who would score better. So recheck with him.

This is the way it should be done.

posted by LKY @ 7:36 pm